andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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glowcloud:

i have a very big crush on u but sadly u are a garden. can’t fuck a garden!

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science666:

shepardism:

Video game characters are becoming hotter than real people

case in point:image

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the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

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people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

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officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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headfirstforieros:

you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions

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