what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.